2 Free Gross Books for Kids

Kids are gross and they love gross books. Today on Amazon, there are a couple of gross books that should be right up any kid's alley. I even had to download them both.

Please note that even though they are free at the time of this posting, this price is not a fixed guarantee. Always check the "Buy" price and not the "Prime" price prior to your purchase.

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 Maddy's Guide to Life: Elevator Farts
Farts are funny. Especially when the anecdotes are coming from a nine year-old's point-of-view. Learn how Maddy and her friends learned how to cope with Joey after he ate too many beans and then got trapped in the elevator.

Get your Kindle copy here.

 The Booger Book: Pick It, Lick It, Roll It, Flick It!
Boogers are absolutely disgusting, yet kids can't help but stick their fingers up their noses. And then they have to do nasty things with their boogers. Even some grown up kids can't help themselves. This guide teaches kids all kinds of nasty things that they can do with those boogers. Boys, and a few girls, will probably be entertained quite a bit. And hey, at least they're reading, right?

Get your Kindle copy here.